Why Older Chicks Rule女人四十，一统江湖

by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".
“60分钟时事”名嘴妙言40岁以上的女人

This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND 60's..and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!

Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. “40+的女人是有尊严的，一般不屑跟你在歌剧院或者高档餐馆里大声争吵。当然了，一旦遇到犯贱的男人，而且又确知能够逃避惩罚的话，她们会干脆利落把你给一枪毙了。”（Seacoast想起电影《芝加哥》里的女人）

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know. A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is
far sexier than her younger counter part.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 8017120f women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
“要是能白白得到牛奶，我何必去把整头母牛给买回家！”我要给持如此论调的男人一个最新参考，那就是80%的女人都反对结婚成家。她们认为：“我只要那条香肠，犯不着把那整头猪给买回来。”